Baby is the size of... English cucumber. I'm sure that wild night at the VeggieTales afterparty about five and a half months ago is totally unrelated.
Weight gain... scale says thirteen pounds, but it feels like that number should be inverted.
I'm bitchy because... a cashier asked me if I was having a Christmas baby or a New Year's baby. I replied, "Um... I'm not due until March. Late March." (To which her eyes bulged and she informed that I was going to "pop.")
Maternity clothes... I will be squeezing into my Grinch t-shirt this week, even if it means he looks more like Horton.
I'm looking forward to... CHRISTMAS!
