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| But babies aren't covered in those little spiky edges when they come out, right? |
If This Baby Was in the Produce Department, It Would Be... getting pinched by old ladies. Oh! You mean a size reference. Well, a pineapple. See what I did there with my picture?
Weight Gain: Holding firm with my twenty pounds, despite my valiant efforts to taste every flavor that Breyers® makes. (Girl Scout Samoas FTW.)
Cravings: Well, this pineapple is looking pretty good.
Sleep: Eh.
Belly Button: Is peeking out to say hello.
Symptoms: I'm still fairly boring. In fact, but for that first trimester bout of morning sickness, this giant pineapple-infused bump, and one extremely erotic dream starring Patton Oswalt, things are pretty much same-old, same-old.
Best Moment This Week: Um, I think I covered this with the Saved by the Bell skit on Jimmy Fallon.
Looking Forward To: The Walking Dead returning on Sunday night! And Better Call Saul! God, I love TV.
